Arbeitsblatt: Jokes_Domino

Jokes Domino Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen on the time in between! Why do cows have bells? Just in case their horns dont work. What is the longest word in English? SMILES. There is mile between the first and the last letter. What travels around the world and stays in corner? stamp. What is white when it dirty and black when it clean? blackboard What has many keys but cant open any doors? piano. What is orange and sounds like parrot? carrot. Can kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, because the Empire State Building cant jump! Waiter! Waiter! There fly in my soup! Please dont speak so loudly, sir, said the waiter, or everyone will want one. Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation. Customer: Excuse me, but saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that okay. The soup isnt hot. Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school? Girl: First day? Do you mean have to go back tomorrow? Patient: Doctor, have pain in my eye whenever drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you? Pupil: Not very much. Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school. Father: How do you like going to school?