Arbeitsblatt: English Jokes

English Jokes How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 18 letters! 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet. Which month has 28 days? All of them! Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries were dead. man asked for meal in restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After moment, the man called the waiter and said: Waiter! Waiter! There fly in my soup! Please dont speak so loudly, sir, said the waiter, or everyone will want one. There are 5 birds in tree. hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away! If man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be? Dead! This Kitchen will be closed today because of illness. Im SICK of cooking! Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the middle of waTer! What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is mile between its first and last letters! What starts with P, ends with E, and has millions of letters? The Post Office! You will always find the thing youre looking for in the last place you look. Why didnt the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with! What did the traffic lights say to the car? Dont look now. Im changing! have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? liar! Which bus crossed the ocean? Columbus! Why do witches have brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!