Arbeitsblatt: Cristmas cracker riddles

Why wont the elephant use the computer?.Hes afraid of the mouse! Where can you find an ocean without water?.on map! Why do fish swim in salt water?.Pepper makes them sneeze. What is robots favorite snack?.Computer chips! Why did the computer go to the doctors?It had virus. Why did the man throw clock out the window?He wanted time to fly. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?It waves! Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?He had NO BODY to go with. What kind of key does not open lock? mon – KEY! What always falls and never gets hurt?rain! What letters are not in the alphabet?The ones in the mail. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? to see butterfly! Why do birds fly south in the winter?Because its too far to walk! Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes. Q: What black and white and red all over? A: Santa covered with chimney soot. Q: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? A: Nothing, reindeer cant talk. Q: What Christmas carol is favorite of parents? A: Silent Night. Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? A: Because of all the wrapping! Q: Where would you find chili beans? A: At the North Pole! Q: What comes at the end of Christmas Day? A: The letter Y.